Could we be any more mismatched??? <s>

The Double Impact crowd in Orlando

Michelle at the speaker dinner before fighting off the Microsoft police during her C# session <bg>...

Rick during the Distributed Application session...

Doing what I do best - behind the keyboard demo'ing examples for the audience.

Taking a break in the speaker lounge. Tired but ready to go!!!

Jim Murez helping out at the booth. Jim thanks for all of your help, man!!!

Nightly Accoustic Jam Session downstairs...

Mike Helland trying to follow along my crazy riffs <s>...

Kevin 'girly man' McNeish showing how you woo the chicks!!! Oh yeah! Kevin's the man...

Strolling around the lake at night to relax from the hectic days.

Walking on the faux beach at night to get away from the crowds... It ain't Hawaii, but I need a break!!!

Taxicab anyone? Going in style when coming back from dinner the cab happened to be this 30 foot stretch limo.

Is that you back there, Rick???

Riding high on the hog.

Playing air hockey with Sally. Getting all worked up after 5 games - I shall persist!!!

Don't get to close there, pal!!! Kevin after he had a few in him...

Donning the pirate outfit.

Ashtray head at Chevy's. It was Kevin's idea, 'kay?

Professor Strahl with someone's funky glasses...

Simon says...

Get outta my way!!!

Hanging out by the pool for a breather - getting interviewed by Michel Fournier, which was, uh, interesting <bg>

Nobody ever had a problem with a friendly game of pool volleyball. Rick and Erik Moore, vs Markus and his Austrian friends battling it out for the world championship. USA vs Austria. No wait, Germany/USA vs Austria. Oh yeah!

Grabbing dinner by the pool one night...

Sunset by the pool

Ed Leafe getting his ass kicked by whoever the hell this super freak is...

Drinks anyone? At Universal prior to the hokey pirate Sinbad show everybody got a chance to get loaded for the festivities <s>...

Michel Fournier, Travis and Markus goofing around. Travis was having way too much fun with his drink tickets that night I think...

Busted by the Marvel police...

Cool picture from the coaster entry lobby.

Mike Helland getting busted by the Marvel police. Underage kids not allowed here. Hey, not much longer Mike...

Loop, loop and go...

I was too chicken to ride this thing with it's gnarly high speed, twisting launch.

Universal studios Adventure Island. Another commercial nightmare coming true...

Speaker panel after the conference. Other than lotsa smart ass remarks this was kind of a bust due to lack of audience participation. Hmmpphh...

And I really wanted to get that copy of AFP, huh Markus???

VOODOO!!! If nothing else the shirts are way cool! Oh yeah, the product is nice too <s>...

Kevin and Randy spelunking around Kevin's booth.

FoxGang picture. Hmmm... can you guess where I am in this picture??? Get away, get away...

The line at restaurant. Ricardo with his styling glasses and the GoAmerica gang talking shit behind them... <s>

Markus, literally 'hogging' the pool table.

Scary picture of markus at Pleasure Island. It wasn't very pleasurable especially since Markus 'I don't need no stinking papers' neglected to bring his drivers license.

No soup for you!!!

Bizarre picture taken by unknown attendee when coming out of the elevator...

Shoot me already!!!!

In case you're wondering - it's a lion shaped cannon. I can't keep my nose out of anyone's business, huh? <s>